The campfire at Fort Loudoun popped and hissed as the sun dropped behind the trees. The boys of Trail Life sat in a circle on log benches, roasting sticks in hand, ready for the best part of any campout.
"Alright, men," Mr. Bradley announced, holding up a paper grocery sack like it was a royal treasure. "I present to you… the biggest bag of marshmallows in Franklin County!"
"YES!" the boys cheered.
Mr. Bradley reached into the sack. His face changed.
"Uh. Guys?"
He turned the sack upside down and shook it. Not one marshmallow fell out. Not even a crumb.
"WHAT!" shouted Owen.
"Who took them?" cried Caleb.
"Nobody panic," Mr. Bradley said, holding up his hands. "Somebody was near that table this afternoon. Let's find out what happened." He pointed at three boys. "You, you, and you. Front and center."
Caleb stepped up first, his little leather Bible sticking out of his back pocket like always. "Sir, I was by my tent reading about David and Goliath."
"The whole time?"
"Well… mostly. I went over to the supply table once to grab a granola bar. But I didn't touch the marshmallow bag. I promise."
Mr. Bradley's eyebrow went up. "You went to the supply table."
"For a granola bar, sir. Just a granola bar."
"Anybody see him?"
"I did!" piped up little Sam from the back. "I saw him grab a granola bar. Peanut butter kind. Then he went back to his tent."
"Hmm." Mr. Bradley filed that away. "Owen, your turn."
Owen shuffled forward. Water squished out of his sneakers with every step. A long piece of creek grass was still stuck to his shin.
"Owen. Why are you… entirely soaking wet?"
"Crawdads, sir."
"Crawdads."
"Yes sir. I was trying to catch one. I slipped. Twice. Henry saw me."
Henry raised his hand from his log. "He slipped three times, sir. I counted."
Owen wrung out his sock. A puddle splattered onto the dirt.
"Did you come up to the supply table at any point?"
"No sir. I came straight from the creek to the fire circle just now."
"Alright. Ethan. You're last."
Ethan shuffled forward, staring at his shoes. "I walked past the table to grab my water bottle. That's all. I didn't touch anything. I promise."
"Look at me, son."
Ethan looked up slowly. And that's when Mr. Bradley saw it. Right at the corner of Ethan's mouth—a sticky white smudge.
Mr. Bradley was about to pounce. But then he glanced back at Caleb. And he saw something on Caleb's cheek too. A sticky, sugary smudge, almost exactly the same color. The two boys had almost matching smudges on their faces.
Mr. Bradley's eyebrow went WAY up. This was getting interesting.
"Ethan. Take a sip from your water bottle."
Ethan slowly lifted the bottle. His hand was shaking. A gooey thumbprint gleamed on the side of it in the firelight.
"Caleb. Show me your granola bar wrapper."
Caleb pulled the empty wrapper out of his back pocket. It was covered in sticky peanut butter crumbs. A couple of crumbs were still stuck to the edge of Caleb's fingers.
Mr. Bradley held up the two pieces of evidence side by side, like a judge in a courtroom. "Alright, detectives. We have two suspects. Two sticky faces. But only ONE thief. Think it through."
The troop leaned in.
"Peanut butter granola bar," Mr. Bradley said, pointing at Caleb's wrapper. "What color is the peanut butter smear on Caleb's cheek?"
"BROWN!" shouted little Sam.
"And what's on Ethan's mouth?"
"WHITE!"
"And marshmallows are…"
"WHITE!"
"And the thumbprint on Ethan's water bottle?"
"STICKY AND GOOEY!"
"And marshmallows are…"
"STICKY AND GOOEY!"
Twelve heads swiveled toward Ethan in perfect unison.